Yuck. Now the room smells like a fucking limey.

[writing is pushed down, angry. cross outs impossible to read]

Fuckin

I can't fucking believe

We got word from home. My Ma's been having some troubles. Guess who got "voted" to stay home to hold down fort?

I wonder if this fucking thing would have worked all the way over there.

I hate the English. You know why I hate the English? Because they're terrible people. I mean horrible. They blame everyone else when they're too much of a fucking pussy to hold their own damn liquor.

Water does help you great pansy. That or coffee. All else fails, suck it up, like the Irish do.

Remember:

Everyone's Irish on St Patrick's Day. Enjoy the fucking holiday everyone.

Who wants to go for a fucking drink?

Quid hōc est?

[written in Latin, translation: "What is this?"]